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Monday, July 23, 2012

James Eagan Holmes' 1st Court Appearance & Modus Operandi: PhD Social Experiment ("Analyzing WHITE People")




























Comedian Paul Mooney describes James Eagan Holmes' Criminal Behavior & how he will Fool the American Criminal Justice System to avoid Punishment:

"A WHITE Man Shoots a bunch of people and goes before the Judge."
"The Judge asks him: WHITE Man why did you Shoot those People?"
"WHITE Man Answers: I don't know. I have Multiple Personalities."
"The Judge says: Multiple Personalities? Interesting. We will have to Study You."

"A BLACK Man Shoots a bunch of people and goes before the Judge."
"The Judge asks him: BLACK Man why did you Shoot those People?"
"BLACK Man Answers: "I don't know. I have Multiple Personalities."
"The Judge answers: Well one of those Multiple Personalities is going to Pay for these Crimes today, I don't care if its Bob, Tim, Steve, Somebody is going to pay for these Crimes today."



Welcome to AmeriKKKa where there are 2 forms of JUSTICE!
A NON- JUSTICE System for WHITE People & a Harsh JUSTICE System for BLACK People!

THE MEDIA & WHITE AMERICA IS ATTEMPTING TO HELP SAVE JAMES EAGAN HOLMES' LIFE BECAUSE HE IS WHITE & CONSIDERED TO BE AN ACADEMIC GENIUS.

JAMES HOLMES BASICALLY LIVED A PRIVILEGED LIFE BACK IN CALIFORNIA WHERE HE GREW UP & EXCELLED ACADEMICALLY IN ALL HIS CLASSES.

HE LEARNED ALL ABOUT INSANE HUMAN BEHAVIOR DURING HIS STUDIES, THUS JAMES EAGAN HOLMES WILL NOW PLAY CRAZY & WILL NEVER, EVER SPEND A DAY IN PRISON, NOR WILL HE FACE THE DEATH PENALTY.

THE MEDIA & GOVERNMENT SCIENTISTS WILL USE HIM AS A CASE STUDY. (HIS MIND, HIS DEVIANT BEHAVIOR & WHAT CAUSED HIM TO FLIP.)

IN FACT JAMES IS PROBABLY LAUGHING AT THE MEDIA, HIS PARENTS, THE JUDGE & HIS ATTORNEYS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE IS NOW FAMOUS AND GETTING OVER ON EVERYONE WITH HIS MASTER PLAN.

WHAT WAS JAMES' MASTER PLAN?

JAMES EAGAN HOLMES' MASTER PLAN WAS TO USE THIS MASSACRE AS A THESIS FOR HIS PHD STUDIES.

i.e., A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!!!

JAMES WILL EVENTUALLY BE SENT TO A MINIMUM SECURITY COMMUNITY FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED A BREAK FROM SOCIETY.

HE WILL LATER WRITE A BEST-SELLING BOOK AND THERE WILL BE A MOVIE MADE ABOUT HIS LIFE.

IN ESSENCE JAMES EAGAN HOLMES WILL BECOME A CELEBRITY LIKE ALBERT EINSTEIN & JEFFREY DAHMER.

On Friday July 20, 2012 James Eagan Holmes formerly of California, Assassinated 12 People & Seriously Wounded 59 others in Aurora, Colorado.

Emergency Doctors are now saying that at least 9 More People will most likely DIE from their Injuries caused by James Eagan Holmes on July 20 when he SHOT them in Cold-Blood.

James will NEVER be sentenced to Death, nor will he Ever spend Life in Prison.

He will instead become a Huge CELEBRITY & earn tons of Money!


JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMAD & LEE BOYD MALVO (2 BLACK Men) Assassinated at least 10 People in the Tri-State Area of Virginia, DC & Maryland.

John Allen Muhammad, a Former U.S. Army Soldier who Served his Country for 15 Years and completed 2 Tours in Iraq, was by all accounts Seriously Mentally-Ill and probably Suffering from PTSD.

However on November 10, 2009 was Executed by the State of Virginia.
Lee Boyd Malvo is now serving LIFE in Prison.

Again Both JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMAD & LEE BOYD MALVO are BLACK.

Welcome to AmeriKKKa where there are 2 forms of JUSTICE!
A NON- JUSTICE System for WHITE People & a Harsh JUSTICE System for BLACK People!








Colorado theater shooting suspect makes first court appearance


The man accused of opening fire Friday in a packed movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, made his first court appearance Monday, giving the public its first look at the 24-year-old former doctoral candidate since his arrest.

James E. Holmes, his hair dyed various shades of red, looked downward, then straight ahead. He sat without blinking for long periods. At times, his eyes fluttered, then squeezed tight and reopened in a blank stare. Occasionally, his eyebrows arched, giving his face a mournful mien.

But the man who identified himself to police as "The Joker," dressed in a maroon jumpsuit over a white T-shirt, gave little indication that he was paying attention to the courtroom procedure that ensured he will be continue to be held without bond.

He is to be charged next Monday. Those charges are likely to include first-degree murder -- an offense that carries a possible death penalty, if he is convicted -- in the shooting deaths, given allegations over the weekend by police that there is evidence to suggest "calculation and deliberation" in the rampage.

Holmes is being held in connection with the early Friday shootings that left 12 dead and 58 wounded, and the subsequent discovery of his booby-trapped apartment, which authorities believe he rigged before leaving for the Century Aurora 16 multiplex.

Authorities have been tight-lipped about a possible motive in the case, and police spokesman Frank Fania told CNN late Sunday that Holmes has been uncooperative with investigators and requested an attorney.

Arapahoe County public defender James O'Connor has been assigned to the case. The Colorado Judicial Department declined to say whether Holmes requested a public defender. A telephone call by CNN to O'Connor's office was not immediately returned.

Holmes' court appearance will come a few hours before his family is expected to issue a statement.

Lisa Damiani, an attorney representing the family, told CNN the statement would be made at her San Diego office.

The family, which lives in San Diego, issued a statement Friday saying, "Our hearts go out to those who were involved in this tragedy and to the families and friends of those involved." It added, "We are still trying to process this information."

Over the weekend, Aurora Police Chief Daniel Oates told reporters that there was "evidence of, I think, some calculation and deliberation."

Holmes received deliveries over the past four months to his home and work addresses, which begins to explain how he may have obtained some of the materials used in the attack and those found at his apartment, Oates said.

As of late Sunday, at least 17 people remained hospitalized -- eight in critical condition -- in five area hospitals.

President Barack Obama met Sunday in Aurora with survivors and relatives of the dead, and thousands of residents gathered in the city for a prayer vigil that drew state and local officials.

"I confessed to them that words are always inadequate in these kinds of situations, but that my main task was to serve as a representative of the entire country and let them know that we are thinking about them at this moment, and will continue to think about them each and every day," Obama told reporters after the meeting at the University of Colorado Hospital.

"It reminds you that even in the darkest of days, life continues and people are strong and people bounce back and people are resilient," the president said, after describing the recovery of some victims. "Out of this darkness, a brighter day is going to come."

Though much attention has been paid to the "perpetrator of this evil act," that spotlight will fade, leaving behind just the good memories of those affected by the tragedy, he said.

Aurora is bracing for another emotional week as families begin making funeral arrangements. It was not immediately known when the coroner would release the bodies.

It also became clear that more people may have been killed if the gunman's semiautomatic rifle had not jammed.

Josh Nowlan suffered gunshot wounds but said he is happy just to be alive. "If that gun did not jam, I am full certain that I probably would not be here," he said Saturday from his hospital bed.

A law enforcement source, who spoke Sunday with CNN on condition of anonymity, said the rifle jammed because of a problem with the 100-shot magazine feeding it.

The military-style AR-15 had a separately purchased drum magazine, which can have trouble feeding bullets into the firing chamber if the gun is fired rapidly, the source said.

Investigators say the rifle was one of three guns used Friday by the suspect, along with a shotgun and a .40-caliber pistol.








Probe of shooting suspect James Holmes intensifies

A Computer, cellphone, homemade explosives and Batman mask all seized at the Colorado apartment of James Holmes could help shed light on the mind, motive and Modus Operandi of the suspected mass killer, a federal law enforcement official said Sunday.

The official, who asked not to be identified because he is not authorized to comment publicly, said the computer could aid the effort to determine how long the suspect had been allegedly planning the attack and other details of the massacre.

A maze of incendiary devices arrayed inside Holmes' apartment included 10 gallons of gasoline that was likely intended to serve as an accelerant to any fire caused by an explosion inside, the official said.

The devices included about 30 aerial shells commonly used in commercial fireworks displays.

The official said the shells had been cannibalized, reconstructed and set up in the living room, where a stream of wires connected them to a "control box" in the unit's kitchen. The box was disabled Saturday by bomb technicians using robotic devices and a controlled detonating device.

Also Sunday, the University of Colorado said it is helping authorities determine whether Holmes used his position as a graduate student to order materials for the potentially deadly booby traps.

Police said Holmes received deliveries over four months to his Aurora, Colo., apartment and the school. They haven't identified the contents. University spokeswoman Jacque Montgomery said the school is looking into those packages received at the school.
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The latest information represents more pieces to a puzzle authorities are constructing to determine what was happening inside the mind of the quiet, intellectually gifted neuroscience student suspected of morphing into a vicious killer.

Aurora Police Chief Dan Oates says Holmes, 24, has "lawyered up" and is not talking.

Was this killer mentally ill?

"It says a lot about the type of prejudice we have when we automatically go to the presumption that a clinical mental illness was the cause," says Praveen Kambam, a professor of psychiatry at the University of California-Los Angeles. "Even the surgeon general of the United States has said there's very little risk of violence or harm from a stranger who has a mental disorder.

"Not all bad behavior comes from mental illness. Sometimes it can simply be bad behavior."

In a résumé posted on Monster.com, Holmes listed himself as an "aspiring scientist" and said he was looking for a job as a laboratory technician.

The résumé, first obtained by The Press-Enterprise in Riverside, paints a picture of a brilliant young man brimming with potential: He worked as a summer intern at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies in La Jolla in 2006 and mapped the neurons of zebra finches and studied the flight muscles of hummingbirds while an undergraduate at the University of California-Riverside.

He also worked as a summer camp counselor to underprivileged children at a Jewish camp in Los Angeles in 2008.

In Rancho Peñasquitos, a community of picturesque hacienda-style homes surrounded by hills and canyons outside San Diego where Holmes grew up, residents have a hard time squaring the quiet teen who didn't call attention to himself with the violent image of Holmes emerging now.

Those who knew Holmes in the upscale San Diego community remember a polite young man who kept to himself and excelled academically.

"He was really talented, really smart," said Porsche Parkman, 19, who attended Westview High School with Holmes' younger sister, Chris. Holmes graduated from the school in 2006. "He was so nice and his family was always there for him. Nothing seemed wrong."

Her description of the young man seen with a ready smile in his high school yearbook photo stands in stark contrast to the 6-foot-tall gunman dressed in head-to-toe black body armor whom police say opened fire with multiple weapons in a crowded suburban Denver movie theater, killing 12 people and wounding 58.

Today, Aurora police portray Holmes as a suspect intent on killing, taking the violence even further by booby-trapping his apartment to kill the first person to enter, most likely a police officer.

"This apartment was designed to kill," Oates said. He said Holmes had a "high volume" of deliveries of materials and ammunition that could explain the aerial shells, trip wires and other explosive devices found in his apartment.

"What we're seeing here is some evidence, I think, of calculation and deliberation," Oates said Saturday. "If you think we are angry, we sure as hell are angry."

In the six months before the shooting, police said Holmes bought at least 6,000 rounds of ammunition, an AR 15 assault rifle, a Remington shotgun and two 40-caliber Glock handguns. He bought them legally, according to a federal law enforcement official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

Oates said Holmes used a rifle, shotgun and one of the handguns during the attack.

At the same time that authorities say he was buying ammunition and weapons, Holmes was in the process of dropping out of the University of Colorado's graduate neuroscience program in Aurora. He had joined the program a year ago, but by June he had withdrawn, the university said in a statement.

Dan Meyers, spokesman for the University of Colorado School of Medicine, would not say why Holmes left.

Oates said the FBI Behavioral Analysis Unit is working with local police to try to determine a motive for the shooting.

Holmes seems to have little online presence. Unlike many people his age, he does not have accounts on Twitter, Facebook or other social media.

University of Colorado biology student Kaitlyn Fonzi, who was living below Holmes in a student-housing complex in northern Aurora, had seen Holmes in the building several times and remembers a student who looked like any other on the medical and academic campus across the street from their apartment building.

"You never really think anything like this is going to happen," Fonzi said after the building was evacuated when police tried to defuse the trip wires they said Holmes set up.

In Rancho Peñasquitos, the suspect's family still lives in the two-story white house with a red-tiled roof where he grew up.

Holmes, who graduated with high honors with a bachelor of science degree in neuroscience from the University of California-Riverside, was raised in a math and science household. His mother, Arlene, has been licensed as a registered nurse for more than 30 years. His father, Robert, is a mathematician who develops statistical models for financial services, specifically looking at fraud.

Theirs is a community where neighbors are friendly and know each other, said one neighbor, Rose To.

"We know the parents as good neighbors," said To, whose home is across the street. "We watch out for each other here."

Lindsay Van Leeuwen, 32, lives three doors away from the Holmes' family. She has lived there four years and said she was probably one of the newest residents in the neighborhood. She doesn't know the family well, she said, but she received a card from them when her twins were born two months ago.

"It's scary. I'm shocked that it's happened right down the street," Van Leeuwen said.

Parkman and her husband, William, 19, remember a friendly family who kept to themselves but were supportive one another.

She became friends with Holmes' sister during their freshman year at Westview, about 3 miles from where the Holmes family lived.

"Her dad was really smart. Their mom was nice, quiet. They let (their children) be who they were," Porsche Parkman said.

William Parkman marveled at how Holmes had gone from a proud example of a successful graduate of their high school to one of the most hated people in the country.

"The news reports you hear about him, it's as if people are talking about one person in San Diego and one in Colorado," he said. "Who he is now is not who he was in San Diego."

On Sunday, ABC News aired a video showing Holmes as a shy, thin teen speaking at a science camp at Miramar College in San Diego when he was 18.

His presentation is on "temporal illusion," which he defines as "an illusion that allows you to change the past."

A woman who introduces Holmes in the video says he wants to become a researcher and make scientific discoveries.

She says his dream is to own a Slurpee machine, eliciting laughter from the audience and a smile from Holmes.



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Sources: AP, CBS News, CNN, NY Daily News, TMZ, USA Today, Wikipedia, Youtube, Google Maps

Monday, August 2, 2010

Bill Cosby Performs "Chocolate Cake For Breakfast" (Video)










Sources: Photobucket, Youtube

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Twilight Saga Spoof: Ghetto Version (Video)











Sources: Summit Entertainment, Youtube

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Paul Mooney's "Too Black For Hollywood" (Video)










Sources: AJC.com, ReelBack, Youtube

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Betty White's Mother's Day Monologue On SNL (5 Show Videos)





















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Sources: NBC, Saturday Night Live, Huffington Post, Google Maps

Saturday, April 17, 2010

"Death At A Funeral" 2010 Trailer: Chris Rock, Danny Glover, Martin Lawrence & Zoe Saldana













Death At A Funeral (2010 film)


Death at a Funeral is a 2010 American black comedy, and a adaptation of the 2007 British film of the same name.

The less than three-year gap between the original and this film makes this one of the fastest remakes of an English language film in modern Hollywood history. Unlike the 2007 film, this features a largely African-American ensemble cast, with Peter Dinklage reprising his role from the original.

Just like the British film, the film is rated R in the U.S. for strong language, graphic nudity, and drug use.

Plot

When Aaron and Ryan's father passes away, their family and friends join them at their father's funeral resulting in a series of comedic and unfortunate events. They soon find out that their father was living a double life as a gay man. The plot thickens when the father's gay partner shows up, who happens to be a mean, bearded midget.

He tries to blackmail the family using photos of their father taking part in comical homosexual acts.



Sources: SKE Entertainment, Wonderful Films, Parabolic Pictures, Screen Gems, Stable Way Entertainment, Youtube

Sunday, February 28, 2010

SNL Spoofs "We Are The World" 2010 & Rihanna





Sources: NBC, Saturday Night Live

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Hitler Critiques Apple's IPad








Sources: Huffington Post, Youtube

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Rod Blagojevich Impersonates Elvis (Karaoke Video)












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Sources: Huffington Post, Youtube, Google Maps

Thursday, December 31, 2009

"Whack-a-Banker" Arcade Game...The British Love It!


















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"Whack-a-Banker" Arcade Game Is a Hit In the UK!


An arcade game that allows people to vent their anger at bankers has proved so popular the owner keeps having to replace worn out mallets.

Inventor Tim Hunkin introduced "Whack a Banker", which is based on the older "Whack a Mole" game, at his arcade on Southwold pier in Suffolk.

Instead of players hitting pop-up moles with a mallet, within a set time, the target is pop-up bald figures.

Mr Hunkin said the game was "proving very popular".

"I keep having to replace worn-out mallets," he said.

"The bankers are bald and all look the same because that's how I think people see bankers, as faceless."

Players, who are promised a "truly rewarding banking experience", pay 40p to hit as many bankers as they can in 30 seconds.

When a customer wins a voice says: "You win. We retire. Thank you very much to the taxpayer for paying our pensions."




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Sources: BBC, MSNBC, Telegraph.co.uk, Google Maps

Friday, December 25, 2009

David Letterman's Top 10 Christmas Carols (Holiday Humor)














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Sources: CBS, David Letterman Show, World Wide Pants, Wikipedia, Youtube, Google Maps

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Palin Trades Barbs With Shatner On Conan's Show















Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin spars with William Shatner on 'Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien'



"Going Rogue" author and former GOP VP hopeful Sarah Palin has a sense of humor after all - maybe.

The former Alaskan governor showed up on "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" to trade barbs - of sorts - with actor William Shatner.

The iconic "Star Trek" captain has made several appearances on the late-night talker in recent months, mocking Palin's speeches and tweets via her Twitter page by reading them as beat poetry.

Friday night had the 78-year-old Emmy winner parodying Palin's recent tome, "Going Rogue."

"I looked down to see the moose's eyeballs lying in his palm, still warm from the critter's head," Shatner said, her book open in his hands.

Palin, who has been touring the country to promote her book, came out on stage and turned the tables - making poetry out of lines from the original Captain Kirk's 2008 autobiography, "Up Till Now."

"My whole being resonated with incredible feeling that I was going to go visit with an elephant, on a starless, moonlit night in Africa," Palin said, Shatner's book in her lap. "And I was going to visit that elephant in my underwear."

The gag scored laughs, and both Shatner and Palin departed the stage holding hands.

"It's good to finally see those two together," Conan quipped afterwards.



Sources: NY Daily News, NBC

Sunday, December 6, 2009

SNL Spoofs Tiger Woods' Accident (Video)































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Sources: Saturday Night Live, NBC, Facebook, Google Maps

Friday, November 13, 2009

Charles Barkley Mocks Sammy Sosa's Lighter Skin Tone...Ha Ha Ha








































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Sources: Huffington Post, TNT, Newsrunner, Midwest Sports Fans, Youtube, Google Maps

Saturday, June 20, 2009

JibJab's New Pres. Barack Obama Video, He's a Superhero! (Humor)










Huffington Post, JibJab----


"He's Barack Obama: He's Come to Save the Day!"




Sources: Huffington Post, JibJab, Youtube

Monday, May 11, 2009

Obama White House Disapproves Of Wanda Sykes' Performance!



Wait a minute!

Are these the same White House officials who were laughing their eyes out last Saturday night at the White House Correspondents Dinner as Comedian/ Actress Wanda Sykes performed?

All the while throwing political jabs at well-known Capitol Hill Notoriety?

Didn't I also see "certain people" smiling and giggling while enjoying her edgy talent?

Now suddenly the tables have turned and she's been dissed, by the White House.

OMG! What happened?

Well it appears as though some Political "Big Wigs" (not necessarily President Obama himself) believed that Sykes went overboard or showed disrespect, especially as it relates to the G.O.P.'s untouchable Rush Limbaugh and 9/11. (I wonder who put the buzz in Prez Obama's ear.)

Considering Wanda's usual extremely racy performances, other than the lines about Rush's former Oxycontin habit and him being a hijacker her material was just fine.

Do I disdain what Terrorists did to our country on 9/11? Of course! Thus I agree her remarks about comparing Rush to a 9/11 Hijacker may have been a little too much.

However....on the other hand I'm not a Rush Limbaugh supporter, so I don't think he's "off limits" for any comedian, any talk show host, any blogger, etc.,

Any Public Figure who makes such disparaging comments as "I hope President Obama fails" or laughs at a song titled "Barack the Magic Negro", deserves to be thrashed in the media without an apology!

Than again what do I know? After all I'm not a Politician and I don't have anything to lose. (No offense guys)

Than again neither is Wanda Sykes.

I hope Wanda doesn't apologize....for her jokes about Rush.

Wanda I remain a fan.


(White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs addresses Sykes' Jokes)



Keith Olbermann says Wanda crossed the line at the WHCA dinner.




Wanda's Rush Limbaugh jokes.





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Sources: MSNBC, Politico, WHCA, Daylife, The Fix, Think Progress, Media Matters, Youtube, Google Maps

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Free Mother's Day of the Year Award Videos From CNNBC (Humor)


Here's a little something, something that's sure to put a smile on any Mother's face.

Thanks to advanced technology you can send your Mom a FREE CNNBC customized video to express your appreciation of her.

She will feel just like a Star after seeing her name inserted in this clip, being honored by world famous celebs.

President Obama also appears giving gratitude to all Moms everywhere.

Its FREE, funny and cool.

So go ahead and win a few more brownie points with your "special lady".

Upon completing the form at this link, your mom will receive "her video" in seconds.

She'll thank you forever.


Sources: CNNBC Videos, Jack and Jill Politics, Momsrising.org

President Obama The Comedian??...."John Boehner Is A Man Of Color!"


President Barack Obama revealed a lighter side of himself during Saturday evening's White House Correspondents Dinner.

It seems no one was safe from his light-hearted, comedic jabs.

Among those he mocked or poked fun at were himself, Vice-President Biden, First Lady Michelle Obama, his daughters, even Air Force One.

Check out some of his humorous, sometimes stinging puns:

"I’m Barack Obama. Most of you covered me. All of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table."

"I have to confess I really didn’t want to be here tonight, but I knew I had to come. Just one more problem I inherited from George Bush."

"Sasha and Malia aren’t here tonight because they are grounded. You can’t just take Air Force One on a joyride around Manhattan. I don’t care whose kids you are."

"And that reminds me: Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. This is a tough holiday for Rahm. He’s not used to saying the word day after mother."

"David Axelrod is here. We’ve been together a long time. I can still remember when I called Ax a few years ago and said, You and I can do wonderful things together. And he said to me the same thing that partners across America are saying to one another right now: Let’s go to Iowa and make it official."

"Michael Steele is in the house tonight. Or as he would say, in the heezy.
Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he’s very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled, How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People."


"You know, it’s been a whirlwind of activity, these first one hundred days. We’ve enacted an economic recovery package. We’ve passed a budget. We’ve forged a new path in Iraq. And no President in history has named three Commerce secretaries this quickly. By the way, if Judd Gregg is here, your business cards are ready. On top of that, I’ve also reversed the ban on stem cell research, signed an expansion of children’s health insurance, and just last week, Car and Driver magazine named me Auto Executive of the Year!"

"That brings me to another thing that’s changed – my relationship with Hillary. We may have been rivals during the campaign, but these days we couldn’t be closer. In fact, the second she got back from Mexico she greeted me with a big hug and a kiss – told me I really oughta get down there myself."

"During the second hundred days, we will design, build, and open a library dedicated to my first hundred days. In the next hundred days, I will learn to go off prompter – and Joe Biden will learn to stay on it."

"In the next hundred days, our bipartisan outreach will be so successful that even John Boehner will consider becoming a Democrat. After all, we have a lot in common. He is a person of color. Although not a color that appears in the natural world."

"In the next hundred days, we will house train our dog Bo – because the last thing Tim Geithner needs is someone else treating him like a fire hydrant. In the next hundred days, I will also strongly consider losing my cool. Finally, I believe that my next hundred days will be so successful, I will be able to complete them in 72 days. And on the 73rd day, I will rest."

President Obama brings down the house with his jokes. Part I



Part II



Sources: WHCA, Huffington Post, Politico, MSNBC, C-Span, Youtube

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Jon Stewart Says "Pay Your F*cking Taxes People!!"



Prior to Sen. Tom Daschle withdrawing his nomination for Prez. Obama's Health & Human Services cabinet position, Jon Stewart host of "The Daily Show" gives us all a useful bit of advice about paying our taxes.

"Pay your F*cking Taxes!!"

Check him out on the Video clip below. Jon's the man. Too Funny!




Sources: The Daily Show, ABC News, theage.com